"I am Hemanth Narayanan.....My father is working as a....", this is how i started off my intro to th whole class which was watching me with the least interest they could have.....obviously or theoritically that percentage is not Zero for sure cause its my class teacher's hour in the college and no idiot would love standing out or atleast standing in for some stupid question...What did Hemanth say now?....."and thats about my family...." as i concluded my intro, i walked back to my place......"hmmm......actually, my father....hmmm.....", Manivanna was not the coolest of guys when it comes to a stage performance....."Make it fast".....this statement would have almost brought tears out of Mani as he somehow managed to say "Thank you everybody" as if he was grate ful to each of th souls inside the room for not laughing at him :).....As time passed the last person in the class had just finished his quota of recitation in this competition......and now its time for me to go out for some highly confidential work....I have been specially appointed as this period's defaulter......(Very polite way of telling that i am being screwed badly :))....and in no time, i am standing out with Aravindh asking him how he feels about this situation......For sure Aravindh felt about this for some time but then realized that this is a college and he does not have the liberty of fearing or worrying for all these things....
"Anna 10 meals.......", Its a good bright and cheerful friday after noon and we all rushed to the meals counter....but whats so special about this at this point in the blog????......something to be really mentioned about is my college lunch during Fridays.....Potato porial, Onion Sambhar, Payasam,Appalam,Garlic Rasam, unlimited Meals, Butter Milk and what not????.....aS I started licking the payasam on my hands, "Thambi time achu ,kilambunga.....", shouted the hostel warder......"Sir ippa dan sir sapada ukandhom...."as we lied very sincerely, we started back again from Sambhar......"Burp.......", "dai naya thalli poi eppam viduda"....shouted Mani at some poor innocent eater (obviously from E Section).....now its around 1:30 Pm......something is so special about this time now....guess what????....It's half an hour since our Electrical Sir would have started his quota of screwing E Section....(In real he is a good teacher)...."Excuse me sir," this is how Rajeev started as we all rushed (pretended to do so) into the class room...."ellarum appadiye poidunga da"....as he shouted harshly, he came out to see the VIP list standing outside....."Sir there were not plates, so we had to wait for them".......Touched by this lie, he let in all the members of that team standing outside.....bbut for 2 all went in....but who were they and where were they????...idiots, myself and manivanan were left out in the rest room when these guys went in.....as we walked down cooly to E section., mani firmly prsesed me...."Machan these guys r too daring da....we have come and they are still in the canteen"......(God only knows that we are the last in that gang rigt now"......"neenga enga da vandhinga, tumbler illaya canteen la?."....as we focussed clearly on this yell from Electrical professor, we could see Rajeev waiving his hands happily from the last bench......"Shit tholanjom da naya", even before i could complete this our College chariman's car came inside the campus......This made our Electrical sir let us in......"pesadhinga da dogs...." as we proudly came inside our class, things were moving on smoothly...by this time, Aravindh would have completed one full note book......I some how managed to move the rest of this hour with Aravindh's calculator cover....(Without calci, he wont let us sit in his class, so i used to pretend with his calci cover).
Days passed by, and it was the last day of our last Sem for our first year....."machan, un Role number enna da?."....as i curiously asked ARavindh he said some magic number which i could not make out now.....Oh wow....we both are in the same class da....there was some strange calculation which our guys taught....if 2 guys got even numbers, they were supposed to be in the same class for the remaining 3 years in this college....For some reason i was very happy that Aravindh is in my class....Only other known guy who might be along with myself and Aravindh was a guy called "Vignesh"......(one of our ItLects member rigt now:))....A silent, moody, not so moving guy was Vicky when we saw him first.....To be honest, myself and Aravindh had not spoken to this guy in the whole of first year......(who knew he will become a partner in ITLects). Only time when i was with Vicky for the whole of 1st year was when there was a department match which ofcourse our department lost....I was a cool substitute then too......(I did not know that i would later become a star opener batsman for our team later:))....."Nee yen da ippadi irruka"....this was my strong reply for the brilliant cool statment from Aravindh "machan va da library poi books edupom for 3rd semester"....
"Students, Anna university has announced that from your batch onwards, B.E and B.Tech courses in all colleges will be given out by them, in which case we get affliated to them"......."Nasama pochu.....anga padika mudiyadhu nu dan da i came here....." this is how Manivannan felt....(he told it out whereas we did not thats the only diff)....So what next....."you guys will have a course called "bridge course" to cope you all upto the Anna university standard"......(can 2 months bring out standards in all students who could not bring that up for the past 12 years????.....) Something that was too worrying was....we had classes for more than a month's time in the annual leave for this bridge sake......
playfully i used the proverb, "Let's cross the bridge when it comes....." a lot of times but i sware i never knew it had such a meaning in our college life :).....So lets meet soon to see what we tore apart in this bridge course......:)
Friday, June 20, 2008
Commited status in Orkut
"Committed", "I am Committed", "Married","Committed".....Blah Blah.....These statements in the Status field of every Orkut profile really pisses off most of the "I am Single, ready to Mingle and do Jingle" kinda idiots......Am i not right?.
So are all who have those above status really commited?. Might be yes or might be No.....Some fools say "I am commited to my work" and some even say "They put it as a firewall"....So who cares about their commitment to work or their safety....Is that not some of the greatest heights that stupidity can reach?.
and does it really stop there?.
"Stay away from me, no strangers please", "Don't waste your time and my time by sending new friend ship requests", "I have enough friends already in my list", "I am here only to enjoy my know group of friends, so stay away from me".......i am sure you must have come across atleast one of them.....But did u refrain your selves from adding that guy/gal after reading these in their profile or did u go ahead and still send them a request?. So were you successful in getting their approval?.....
and what next????...."This user has restricted users from a specific region", "This user has no public pictures for you to see", "You have either entered an invalid destination user name or that user does not accept messages from strangers"......What are these now for?. So does it mean you can never do anything with a stranger in orkut????....
"No donut for you", "Its under maintaince try after some time", "Don't click any links even if its from your trusted friend"......Some more to add fuel to the burning fire.....Why all these now?.
and even more......"Your request has been sent to the moderator", "The moderator of this group has decided not to accept any new requests", etc etc....So now you cannot even join a community that you want....
All the above issues are just not for the sake of this blog, but something which you really get pissed off with.....
No new friends, no New communities, no new requests, no new messages....What the hell can you do now then?.
Probably create a new community for yourself in which you will be the creator, moderator, author and finally the member too......
So we all spend atleast 10 hours a day in a so called web page which gives you so much to see but nothing to get.
So if you can get to know no new person, is it purely or to say really a Social networking and discussion site????........Atleast i could not find any answer for this....If u do, let me know that through your comments :)
So are all who have those above status really commited?. Might be yes or might be No.....Some fools say "I am commited to my work" and some even say "They put it as a firewall"....So who cares about their commitment to work or their safety....Is that not some of the greatest heights that stupidity can reach?.
and does it really stop there?.
"Stay away from me, no strangers please", "Don't waste your time and my time by sending new friend ship requests", "I have enough friends already in my list", "I am here only to enjoy my know group of friends, so stay away from me".......i am sure you must have come across atleast one of them.....But did u refrain your selves from adding that guy/gal after reading these in their profile or did u go ahead and still send them a request?. So were you successful in getting their approval?.....
and what next????...."This user has restricted users from a specific region", "This user has no public pictures for you to see", "You have either entered an invalid destination user name or that user does not accept messages from strangers"......What are these now for?. So does it mean you can never do anything with a stranger in orkut????....
"No donut for you", "Its under maintaince try after some time", "Don't click any links even if its from your trusted friend"......Some more to add fuel to the burning fire.....Why all these now?.
and even more......"Your request has been sent to the moderator", "The moderator of this group has decided not to accept any new requests", etc etc....So now you cannot even join a community that you want....
All the above issues are just not for the sake of this blog, but something which you really get pissed off with.....
No new friends, no New communities, no new requests, no new messages....What the hell can you do now then?.
Probably create a new community for yourself in which you will be the creator, moderator, author and finally the member too......
So we all spend atleast 10 hours a day in a so called web page which gives you so much to see but nothing to get.
So if you can get to know no new person, is it purely or to say really a Social networking and discussion site????........Atleast i could not find any answer for this....If u do, let me know that through your comments :)
Thursday, June 19, 2008
When i met Aravindh.....
"Vaapa thambi.....eppadi irruka?...." this is how my grand ma welcomed Aravindh as he came into our house.....(In short, i was in my Grandma's house for a few months as my dad and mom were in US with my sis....."ah...nalla irrukingala aunty"....this is how my friend Aravindh greeted my patti......As the conversation went on, Aravindh was offered a list of so many things which include milk, juice, dosas, etc etc which were all rejected by him...."Hemanth, un friend vandhurukan da...." asi woke up on hearing these words, i rushed to wash my face and came to the hall to recieve Aravindh.......soon we both were inside my bedroom talking about some personal things.....(secrets:))......As time passed by Aravindh started copying all notes from my books into his books......(Even now i could not think of that comedy, i seldomly scribble something in my classes and there is one guy who wants to copy that too:))....it was 6 in the eve and ARavindh has already bid good bye to me as he had to go all the way back to Velachery.....
This was our first meet offcially related to studies.....Then after this became a regular event for us.....Calls, meets, hangouts etc etc......(Hang outs mean going to college together and coming back together ha ha ).....Soon we became bus mates too as we started travelling in the same bus....
"Machan indha bus la varadhuku walking la ponna kuda we will get less wet...."......as i made this comment, i just managed to sneak out through our bus window to enjoy the rain outside while the rest in my bus where busy studying for their cycle test....It was raining really hard (as if its not Chennai) and our blue coloured plane was leaking all over except for a few places where there were no seats.....Some even managed to open up their umbrellas inside the bus. As the bus entered the puzhal lake area, i could notice something strange happening.....There was nothing that one could see through this glass in front of our bus driver......It was raining that heavily....Outside half of the vehicles stopped while the rest where going slowly.....but our Driver could alone manage to go steadily without even a single twist......I could not control my eagerness to know how this guy drove in this rain.....All of a sudden when for some weird reason the whole bus became silent, we could hear one loud voice alone shouting "Thatha left ponga...konjam rigt valainga....aaannn appadi dan....ippa straight...." then did we all realize that its time to pray again....but this time its not for our cycle tests (which i really did not matter at all:)) but for a different issue.....With all these accurate instructions from our GPS Conductor, the driver thatha was managing to steadily drive without seeing anything through his wind shield......oopppphhhh....So this is the technique behind this fast and steady driving......(Not sure if this was the inspiring incident behind our team's speed racer:)).......
"Last 5 minutes....."......As these words echoed inside my brain, i woke up to know that i have analyzed (or better say dreamt) a lot on the morning rain incidents while i was thinking of a 12 marks question......So with full confidence that i can do nothing much about this 12 marks in 5 minutes, i daringly gave back my papers to the examiner......As i walked out of the exam hall, i could find one guy drawing margins and borders for his papers (rather say book).....I would tell in front of even the Anna university Exam board that they can never find one guy in the whole of 256 engineering colleges who can finish any Anna university question paper within the given 3 hours time and draw lines for his papers......all thse but for Aravindh no one will or can even dream of doing...(Don't ask me why i cannot dream of this if i can dream of morning bus incidents :))......
"Machan oru manum theriyala da....." This is not the first time Aravindh said this to me....Its almost a statement which he will tell for sure after any exam he writes......though he will know for himself that the validy of this statement will only be 2 weeks (Answer papers come within 2 weeks:))......"Free ya vidu da......Enakum onum theriyala", as i said these, we walked towards our canteen for lunch....While i was gulping down the sambhar rice and talking to Aravindh, I could notice a fruit standing and talking to some one.....(Probably that would have been the only time we both would have met Balaji before we came to know about him in our second year.....)...."Ippadi yum irrukangala da pasanga ....as i told this to myself we both walked back to our classes......As usual i started my favorite activity after lunch - Sleeping....for that reason i somehow developed a good Rapport with Manivanan.......He used to give good support in all such college related activities......Even if Ajith had acted in Dasavatharam, Aravindh would not have stopped taking notes in the first class after lunch.....That much of sincerity one can find in him......
"The reason for mass being more in this chemical....."as my chemistry professor uttered these words, Manivanna was taking notes on the right side page of a note whose left side page was getting populated by my notes.....So thick friends are we????.....i am lazy enough to carry notes back home and Mani is lazy enough to bring notes from the college hostel which is really far from our class (100 m)...So we used to keep one note in our desk always and share that for taking notes (we used to write different forms of ABCD in that,that's it)......
The most sincere back bencher who i would say is Rajeev....(Guys don't think of Aravindh now....he was a first bencher sitting in back bench, any thing that barks cannot be called a dog:)).....Even while he sleeps, Rajeev scribbles something in his notes, and even changes new papers in the same process....myself and manivanna used to admire this a lot as we learnt a lot from him....."dai enda ippadi thungaringa, konja mavadhu notes edunga da...." who in that back bench world can give this advice except our speed racer????......."Thambi nee ezhudhu, enna vitudu" sleeping continued as we gave this short reply to Aravindh.....undisturbed by this, Aravindh continued on and on.....
For my whole of first year i could not complete even one note book....Remember even in that actually only the left sides were mine....which means not even half of a note book i could complete whereas Aravindh bought new notes for his second Sem.......
Lets see how much he writes in his new books as we come back on our next post :)
This was our first meet offcially related to studies.....Then after this became a regular event for us.....Calls, meets, hangouts etc etc......(Hang outs mean going to college together and coming back together ha ha ).....Soon we became bus mates too as we started travelling in the same bus....
"Machan indha bus la varadhuku walking la ponna kuda we will get less wet...."......as i made this comment, i just managed to sneak out through our bus window to enjoy the rain outside while the rest in my bus where busy studying for their cycle test....It was raining really hard (as if its not Chennai) and our blue coloured plane was leaking all over except for a few places where there were no seats.....Some even managed to open up their umbrellas inside the bus. As the bus entered the puzhal lake area, i could notice something strange happening.....There was nothing that one could see through this glass in front of our bus driver......It was raining that heavily....Outside half of the vehicles stopped while the rest where going slowly.....but our Driver could alone manage to go steadily without even a single twist......I could not control my eagerness to know how this guy drove in this rain.....All of a sudden when for some weird reason the whole bus became silent, we could hear one loud voice alone shouting "Thatha left ponga...konjam rigt valainga....aaannn appadi dan....ippa straight...." then did we all realize that its time to pray again....but this time its not for our cycle tests (which i really did not matter at all:)) but for a different issue.....With all these accurate instructions from our GPS Conductor, the driver thatha was managing to steadily drive without seeing anything through his wind shield......oopppphhhh....So this is the technique behind this fast and steady driving......(Not sure if this was the inspiring incident behind our team's speed racer:)).......
"Last 5 minutes....."......As these words echoed inside my brain, i woke up to know that i have analyzed (or better say dreamt) a lot on the morning rain incidents while i was thinking of a 12 marks question......So with full confidence that i can do nothing much about this 12 marks in 5 minutes, i daringly gave back my papers to the examiner......As i walked out of the exam hall, i could find one guy drawing margins and borders for his papers (rather say book).....I would tell in front of even the Anna university Exam board that they can never find one guy in the whole of 256 engineering colleges who can finish any Anna university question paper within the given 3 hours time and draw lines for his papers......all thse but for Aravindh no one will or can even dream of doing...(Don't ask me why i cannot dream of this if i can dream of morning bus incidents :))......
"Machan oru manum theriyala da....." This is not the first time Aravindh said this to me....Its almost a statement which he will tell for sure after any exam he writes......though he will know for himself that the validy of this statement will only be 2 weeks (Answer papers come within 2 weeks:))......"Free ya vidu da......Enakum onum theriyala", as i said these, we walked towards our canteen for lunch....While i was gulping down the sambhar rice and talking to Aravindh, I could notice a fruit standing and talking to some one.....(Probably that would have been the only time we both would have met Balaji before we came to know about him in our second year.....)...."Ippadi yum irrukangala da pasanga ....as i told this to myself we both walked back to our classes......As usual i started my favorite activity after lunch - Sleeping....for that reason i somehow developed a good Rapport with Manivanan.......He used to give good support in all such college related activities......Even if Ajith had acted in Dasavatharam, Aravindh would not have stopped taking notes in the first class after lunch.....That much of sincerity one can find in him......
"The reason for mass being more in this chemical....."as my chemistry professor uttered these words, Manivanna was taking notes on the right side page of a note whose left side page was getting populated by my notes.....So thick friends are we????.....i am lazy enough to carry notes back home and Mani is lazy enough to bring notes from the college hostel which is really far from our class (100 m)...So we used to keep one note in our desk always and share that for taking notes (we used to write different forms of ABCD in that,that's it)......
The most sincere back bencher who i would say is Rajeev....(Guys don't think of Aravindh now....he was a first bencher sitting in back bench, any thing that barks cannot be called a dog:)).....Even while he sleeps, Rajeev scribbles something in his notes, and even changes new papers in the same process....myself and manivanna used to admire this a lot as we learnt a lot from him....."dai enda ippadi thungaringa, konja mavadhu notes edunga da...." who in that back bench world can give this advice except our speed racer????......."Thambi nee ezhudhu, enna vitudu" sleeping continued as we gave this short reply to Aravindh.....undisturbed by this, Aravindh continued on and on.....
For my whole of first year i could not complete even one note book....Remember even in that actually only the left sides were mine....which means not even half of a note book i could complete whereas Aravindh bought new notes for his second Sem.......
Lets see how much he writes in his new books as we come back on our next post :)
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
College Days....
Starting off with a new experience :)
Hurray…….why so much of excitement????.....Finally I have some how managed to get an Engineering admission for myself…..My mom’s dream come true. oh I am terribly wrong in saying that….God has blessed me with that seat…..You know why?. All because of my tremendous score in 12th and even more lavish score in my entrance exams…..with 250 being my cut off (Not sure if it was at least 250 or even lesser ). “Vanga madam we will go to this hotel for dinner”….This is how my parents invited my teacher who was all the way accompanying me right from my 10th standard till I got admission in this college…..Good dinner. All set to come back home….”Mami Hemanthuku abc college la kidaichachu…..” This was not the end but a beginning of a powerful telephonic conversation in which users at the other end kept changing but user at our end kept on going unbeaten…ha ha funniest way of describing a mom’s pride over her son’s achievement….I still did not like calling that an achievement cause I was aiming at Anna university…..lolz……cannot make it more funnier…..To be frank I thanked the engineering colleges counseling committee a lot cause but for them I would not have even entered Anna university even once…..2 more month to go before I can start a new journey….
“Mummy…..enga ma en bag”…….shouting like this I ran around the entire house just to realize that its my first day to college and I am searching for my bag……”Padikara pullaya irrundha dane akkara irrukum”…..as these words flurried out of my dad’s mouth, I found my bag to show it proudly to my dad and mom……so another 10 minutes and my bus will be in the bus stand…..some how managed to search the rest within 5 minutes……”bye see u in the eve”….even before these words neared by parents, I was already running through the streets…..”Shit……veetu pakathula college irrundhurindha bike vangi thara solirakalam daddy ya…..”…..as I uttered these words, my bus college conductor shouted at me “dai thambi, vara poraya illa kilambatuma?”. Super start for my college life with this idiotic screaming at me…..I could see something bright ahead of me. (mind u, I still know nothing about my college.)……”12th mattum finish pannidu, turning point idhu. After that college life jolly Dan, you are the king of your empire”…..these words kept ringing in my mind as I entered the college bus…..The bus started and it took almost 1 hour for us to reach an area called puzhal where my college is.
A neat blue silent bus with 29 other idiots, honked as we neared the college…..My goodness, the scenery all along was really awesome…..(Man actually there is nothing so good if u go now, it just shows how much I have gone out of my house till then) As people started boarding out of the bus, I too followed them silently…..Dreams of ragging, playing, shouting, dancing etc were still running all over my mind. “Thambi Admin office la poi kelu un class enga nu. Seriya”…..this was the first advice I got in my college life…..”seringa anna” As I completed this short and sweet reply, I started marching bravely towards the admin office. There was a notice board which would have been dead by now had it been a living being….That shows how many people are covering it up around. “Machan, nan I – A da…nee?”…..One guy came rushing out of that nasty crowd as if he has won first prize in some competition. Then did I realize that this big queue was to find out where people are going to spend rest of their days for this year…..With at most sincerity I made a small peep into that crowd……”Sakala,nee enga da inga????”…..oh shit some one really shouted so hard at me…..”machan neeya da….how r u da?.”…..so fast I realized my school friend balu as he came near me…..(Irony was I have never passed even a single exam in my school days with him, so it makes sense for him to ask that as his first question to me) With some intelligent statements, I could cover up the fact that I remember nothing about him but for being his school mate….”Dai nan I-E da….nee?.”…..as he put forth this point, I somehow managed to get a view into the name list and was shocked to see my name in the I-E list…..doomed totally….It was not that I had personal conflicts with Sakala but the fact that he is too studious started worrying me……Silently I managed to convey this truth to him…..which truth????....”Machan nanum E dan da….”…..”nee E illa da, manushan…ha ha ha ha”…..with this terrible mokkai he dragged me to the lift…..I started sensing a small amount of fear inside my mind on this E section life. (I swear, I did not know at that time that there were even more deadly things to fear at in college life)….”Thambi lift is not for students, stairs use panni po pa….”…..As one of the service person there uttered these words, I was totally stunned…..Sakala could not control himself, but he had to…….As we climbed up to the first floor, we could see a room saying E Section to us…..”Machan vandhutom da nama edathuku”…..with this pride around him (as if we both climbed Mt.Everest), Sakala took me inside the room. It was a big room (or class, I don’t want to use this technical term) lit with 4 tube lights, ventilated by 4 fans and finally polluted by 60 plus students…..The first thing I could ever think of as I stepped in was, will I get a seat in the last bench?. (I did not even fear this much when I stepped into Anna University for my counseling). Ah, there I found it……the last bench was totally empty on the right corner of the class……The first incident in my college life which showed something positive to me was this discovery…..Even before Sakala could introduce me to some of his school mates there, I made myself comfortable in the last corner seat…..
What next? Nothing really…..I opened my empty bag without purpose but just to do something to calm down my anxiety….but what am I really anxious about????.....To be frank, I did not want any studious boy to come and sit near me for the whole year……As I could peep out of the window to change my mind, I saw a really huge figure entering our class room. 6 feet, 80 kgs, broad shoulders and what not….a medium built weight lifter entered our class as the whole class paused for a moment (trust me, my intuitions were perfect, he did end up being our college weight lifter in the final sems)…..as he came inside he kept looking for something as if he had already lost in the same class room….ha ha but this time I could not laugh for my joke as he was marching towards my bench……shit before I could do anything further…..i heard him saying.”Hi”…..and even before I said a “Hi” he made himself comfortable near my seat…..With a big artificial smile I introduced myself “I am Hemanth, how about u?.”…..”I am Aravindhan Sundaresan”…..shit, I forgot that I had to from now on use my dad’s name all along my name……Ethics, will it come automatically if I keep playing under hot sun and roaming all around and eat and sleep????......”Forget it Hemanth” I said to myself as I pulled off my hands which were till then inside his hands….Ha ha hope you are clear that I meant a handshake in that manner. By the time I could know which school he is from, “Hi I am Manivannan” came a voice from behind me……Oh not again…..”Hi I am HemanthNarayanan, how about u?” I said this with extreme happiness…..Hope by this time you know the reason for my happiness….its simply because I have become a professional college student who gives his full name out during any introduction. So last benchers set….anything remaining? Yes there must be someone called Class teacher for this E Section. As I wished, the whole class stood up for some reason. “Sit down every body, I am deepa. I will be your class teacher for this year. I finished my B.A in……Blah Blah…..”……By this time, I started dreaming of P.T period….I was infact curious to stand up and ask Deepa if we have any P.T period today…… (I could not even realize that in colleges, they don’t have such periods). Suddenly I heard a loud voice….”Are you not coming from a convent school? Don’t you know how to behave in a class?”….Oh I could not believe this…..Some body getting scolding the very first day in their very first college class?......I felt really sorry for him……I infact I kept a reminder for myself that I have to console that guy and boost his confidence when I meet him in the interval….but something strange was happening in the class by now…..The whole class including my bench mates were totally staring at me…..how could they read my courteous mind?......Oops it took me another 5 seconds to realize that I had to actually boost my confidence and not some strangers…what does that mean?. I was the one who Mrs.Deepa was very clearly shouting at all the way…..But what for????......the next moment itself I got an answer for that dumb question “Wont u look at the teacher instead of day dreaming when she is telling something important?”……”Sorry miss”….. (I did not know mam is the technical word to be used in colleges)…..”Sit…..” and she continued after this statement…” You cannot come late to my class, you cannot talk in my class, you cannot sleep in my class….etc etc”……She put a big 7 levers lock to lock my big world of dreams….Man she said NO for anything and everything that all fresher’s would be dreaming of doing in their college life.
Things started pondering my mind……Am I really a king after passing 12th as my friends and parents said? Shit with all these rules and restrictions I cannot even be a student……All that made me happy amidst this tensely packed scene was that I was not the only one getting screwed, Aravindh followed me, followed by manivannan, followed by Rajeev (Back bencher of my parallel row) and so on…..Sakala was the second bencher…..So obviously he will not be in this list right?. But one thing I loved about my class teacher is no partiality for any one…. Even before I could finish liking that character in her, I could see Sakala screwed too. Suddenly I could feel some prayers running inside me…..what are they for….as I listened even more carefully I could see that I was wishing that the bell rings now and the period gets over….but how does that do good to me?. Ha ha with in a moment I could hear manivannan shouting silently “machan, kaal valikudhuda”….I could bend down to see that we were standing out for the whole period……A first class in your college life can start no better……these were my thoughts as I walked out with Aravindh and Manivannan for lunch break….
Rest in my next post……don’t worry we will somehow graduate out of this college
Note: Expect for my friends names, all other character’s names mentioned in this blog are changed as I did not want to mention them without their knowledge
Hurray…….why so much of excitement????.....Finally I have some how managed to get an Engineering admission for myself…..My mom’s dream come true. oh I am terribly wrong in saying that….God has blessed me with that seat…..You know why?. All because of my tremendous score in 12th and even more lavish score in my entrance exams…..with 250 being my cut off (Not sure if it was at least 250 or even lesser ). “Vanga madam we will go to this hotel for dinner”….This is how my parents invited my teacher who was all the way accompanying me right from my 10th standard till I got admission in this college…..Good dinner. All set to come back home….”Mami Hemanthuku abc college la kidaichachu…..” This was not the end but a beginning of a powerful telephonic conversation in which users at the other end kept changing but user at our end kept on going unbeaten…ha ha funniest way of describing a mom’s pride over her son’s achievement….I still did not like calling that an achievement cause I was aiming at Anna university…..lolz……cannot make it more funnier…..To be frank I thanked the engineering colleges counseling committee a lot cause but for them I would not have even entered Anna university even once…..2 more month to go before I can start a new journey….
“Mummy…..enga ma en bag”…….shouting like this I ran around the entire house just to realize that its my first day to college and I am searching for my bag……”Padikara pullaya irrundha dane akkara irrukum”…..as these words flurried out of my dad’s mouth, I found my bag to show it proudly to my dad and mom……so another 10 minutes and my bus will be in the bus stand…..some how managed to search the rest within 5 minutes……”bye see u in the eve”….even before these words neared by parents, I was already running through the streets…..”Shit……veetu pakathula college irrundhurindha bike vangi thara solirakalam daddy ya…..”…..as I uttered these words, my bus college conductor shouted at me “dai thambi, vara poraya illa kilambatuma?”. Super start for my college life with this idiotic screaming at me…..I could see something bright ahead of me. (mind u, I still know nothing about my college.)……”12th mattum finish pannidu, turning point idhu. After that college life jolly Dan, you are the king of your empire”…..these words kept ringing in my mind as I entered the college bus…..The bus started and it took almost 1 hour for us to reach an area called puzhal where my college is.
A neat blue silent bus with 29 other idiots, honked as we neared the college…..My goodness, the scenery all along was really awesome…..(Man actually there is nothing so good if u go now, it just shows how much I have gone out of my house till then) As people started boarding out of the bus, I too followed them silently…..Dreams of ragging, playing, shouting, dancing etc were still running all over my mind. “Thambi Admin office la poi kelu un class enga nu. Seriya”…..this was the first advice I got in my college life…..”seringa anna” As I completed this short and sweet reply, I started marching bravely towards the admin office. There was a notice board which would have been dead by now had it been a living being….That shows how many people are covering it up around. “Machan, nan I – A da…nee?”…..One guy came rushing out of that nasty crowd as if he has won first prize in some competition. Then did I realize that this big queue was to find out where people are going to spend rest of their days for this year…..With at most sincerity I made a small peep into that crowd……”Sakala,nee enga da inga????”…..oh shit some one really shouted so hard at me…..”machan neeya da….how r u da?.”…..so fast I realized my school friend balu as he came near me…..(Irony was I have never passed even a single exam in my school days with him, so it makes sense for him to ask that as his first question to me) With some intelligent statements, I could cover up the fact that I remember nothing about him but for being his school mate….”Dai nan I-E da….nee?.”…..as he put forth this point, I somehow managed to get a view into the name list and was shocked to see my name in the I-E list…..doomed totally….It was not that I had personal conflicts with Sakala but the fact that he is too studious started worrying me……Silently I managed to convey this truth to him…..which truth????....”Machan nanum E dan da….”…..”nee E illa da, manushan…ha ha ha ha”…..with this terrible mokkai he dragged me to the lift…..I started sensing a small amount of fear inside my mind on this E section life. (I swear, I did not know at that time that there were even more deadly things to fear at in college life)….”Thambi lift is not for students, stairs use panni po pa….”…..As one of the service person there uttered these words, I was totally stunned…..Sakala could not control himself, but he had to…….As we climbed up to the first floor, we could see a room saying E Section to us…..”Machan vandhutom da nama edathuku”…..with this pride around him (as if we both climbed Mt.Everest), Sakala took me inside the room. It was a big room (or class, I don’t want to use this technical term) lit with 4 tube lights, ventilated by 4 fans and finally polluted by 60 plus students…..The first thing I could ever think of as I stepped in was, will I get a seat in the last bench?. (I did not even fear this much when I stepped into Anna University for my counseling). Ah, there I found it……the last bench was totally empty on the right corner of the class……The first incident in my college life which showed something positive to me was this discovery…..Even before Sakala could introduce me to some of his school mates there, I made myself comfortable in the last corner seat…..
What next? Nothing really…..I opened my empty bag without purpose but just to do something to calm down my anxiety….but what am I really anxious about????.....To be frank, I did not want any studious boy to come and sit near me for the whole year……As I could peep out of the window to change my mind, I saw a really huge figure entering our class room. 6 feet, 80 kgs, broad shoulders and what not….a medium built weight lifter entered our class as the whole class paused for a moment (trust me, my intuitions were perfect, he did end up being our college weight lifter in the final sems)…..as he came inside he kept looking for something as if he had already lost in the same class room….ha ha but this time I could not laugh for my joke as he was marching towards my bench……shit before I could do anything further…..i heard him saying.”Hi”…..and even before I said a “Hi” he made himself comfortable near my seat…..With a big artificial smile I introduced myself “I am Hemanth, how about u?.”…..”I am Aravindhan Sundaresan”…..shit, I forgot that I had to from now on use my dad’s name all along my name……Ethics, will it come automatically if I keep playing under hot sun and roaming all around and eat and sleep????......”Forget it Hemanth” I said to myself as I pulled off my hands which were till then inside his hands….Ha ha hope you are clear that I meant a handshake in that manner. By the time I could know which school he is from, “Hi I am Manivannan” came a voice from behind me……Oh not again…..”Hi I am HemanthNarayanan, how about u?” I said this with extreme happiness…..Hope by this time you know the reason for my happiness….its simply because I have become a professional college student who gives his full name out during any introduction. So last benchers set….anything remaining? Yes there must be someone called Class teacher for this E Section. As I wished, the whole class stood up for some reason. “Sit down every body, I am deepa. I will be your class teacher for this year. I finished my B.A in……Blah Blah…..”……By this time, I started dreaming of P.T period….I was infact curious to stand up and ask Deepa if we have any P.T period today…… (I could not even realize that in colleges, they don’t have such periods). Suddenly I heard a loud voice….”Are you not coming from a convent school? Don’t you know how to behave in a class?”….Oh I could not believe this…..Some body getting scolding the very first day in their very first college class?......I felt really sorry for him……I infact I kept a reminder for myself that I have to console that guy and boost his confidence when I meet him in the interval….but something strange was happening in the class by now…..The whole class including my bench mates were totally staring at me…..how could they read my courteous mind?......Oops it took me another 5 seconds to realize that I had to actually boost my confidence and not some strangers…what does that mean?. I was the one who Mrs.Deepa was very clearly shouting at all the way…..But what for????......the next moment itself I got an answer for that dumb question “Wont u look at the teacher instead of day dreaming when she is telling something important?”……”Sorry miss”….. (I did not know mam is the technical word to be used in colleges)…..”Sit…..” and she continued after this statement…” You cannot come late to my class, you cannot talk in my class, you cannot sleep in my class….etc etc”……She put a big 7 levers lock to lock my big world of dreams….Man she said NO for anything and everything that all fresher’s would be dreaming of doing in their college life.
Things started pondering my mind……Am I really a king after passing 12th as my friends and parents said? Shit with all these rules and restrictions I cannot even be a student……All that made me happy amidst this tensely packed scene was that I was not the only one getting screwed, Aravindh followed me, followed by manivannan, followed by Rajeev (Back bencher of my parallel row) and so on…..Sakala was the second bencher…..So obviously he will not be in this list right?. But one thing I loved about my class teacher is no partiality for any one…. Even before I could finish liking that character in her, I could see Sakala screwed too. Suddenly I could feel some prayers running inside me…..what are they for….as I listened even more carefully I could see that I was wishing that the bell rings now and the period gets over….but how does that do good to me?. Ha ha with in a moment I could hear manivannan shouting silently “machan, kaal valikudhuda”….I could bend down to see that we were standing out for the whole period……A first class in your college life can start no better……these were my thoughts as I walked out with Aravindh and Manivannan for lunch break….
Rest in my next post……don’t worry we will somehow graduate out of this college
Note: Expect for my friends names, all other character’s names mentioned in this blog are changed as I did not want to mention them without their knowledge
The Chase….
So what’s up with this chase????....Lets talk about that a bit later.
Many readers feel that I have given more marks than Dasa deserves in my previous posts…..While some readers think I am downscaling the efforts and praise needed for this film. But one thing that readers forget is all that I have written till now is only a recap of what I heard as feedback from the actual film viewers…..I am still a centrist…..(But there will be one writer’s post where I come out with my feelings on this film…Watch out guys ).
So was the later comment given by vivek and the latter by Guru????......Don’t pull words from my mouth readers….this time I am sure I am not going to let out the secrets ….Oh so no one knows about Guru bhai right????.....u r right its abhishek bachan…..ha ha…..A smart guy with lots of dreams and aspirations, who has finally landed in US for pursuing his Masters…...Passionate about singing, (records his own songs…..master pieces believe me), speed racer’s co-driver (mind u, he is really close to Aravindh)….But this guy is a real speed racer……He can burn out the engines of a Hero Honda Splendour in no time……so that’s all about gunda……Oops I uttered his nick name out….did I????.... (Guru sorry da back space is not working suddenly). Friendly and compassionate Guru has his own world where he is the emperor…..One guy who always feels that he is left out….. (Right from the day where he used to feel that he is the only Non-IT ITLects Member, he graduated in Computer science whereas other heroes of ITLects where from Information Tech dept.)….But his dreams of doing MS has finally come true…..(By the by there is always a race between Guru bhai and our Speed racer on who touches 100 first…but on what????....ask them your self readers )Oops so much about Guru Bhai…..????.....alrite, so lets have a separate post later for him.
So what’s up with this title????....”The Chase…?”….Yes, it tells what’s next after the film’s interval…..So all start running????....oops I am talking about what’s happening in the film dudes, not in the theatres….. But nevertheless to say, the film is really interesting. Once Kamal joins Asin, and RAW Officer joins his PA, the film really heats up the atmosphere….So how Kamal saves Chennai from the deadly virus and how Asin gets Kamal fills the rest…..
So film done????....come on man….its Ravi Kumar’s film and he is yet to dance…..So a good song comes into picture when all VIPs including George Bush are present in Chennai. Might be it’s a part of the welcome ceremony for them. What ever……it’s the other good song that we made Aravindh listen before entering the theatre.
Alrite, an excellent film gets over at last. Am I right? “Machan polama….”was the call from Balaji as Aravindh and Renga stood there watching the closing scenes of the film….. (What was so interesting that help them back?) Yes as always it was the “behind the scenes” making of Dasa ….. Ouch this was the moan as we stood up to walk back….what was that????......oh come on guys, don’t think anything about the film now…..be positive….this time it’s because of the Mayajaal chairs…..probably had we bought our tickets at the neck of the moment, we would have got better cushion chairs
Sleepy ITLects crawled back to the Bike stand where both our bikes were standing alone….”Machan eppadi da Ivan 40 la ye poran…..enaku porumaye illa da….” These were the words of praise from my team driver Balaji as I sat on the bike….
So film over ….what next????....” Machan oru coffee kuducha nalla irurkum da”…..As my sleepy ears sensed these group of words hanging around us; I immediately woke up…”dai did we not see a coffee day on our way to Mayajaal????”…….Vroom…as our speed racer started his bike, we have already decided our next plan……Renganathan, find the coffee day on our way (Cause he was the only fully awake ITLects member)….Let’s Gooooooooooooooo…………… (Just to remind the readers, it’s now 4 in the morning as the ITLects team march towards coffee day……)
“Café Coffee day”….read the hoarding as we neared coffee day along with our confident driller Balaji who said Coffee day he saw was a 24X7 one……..
”Vaanam Vasa padume…..”….Suddenly I hear this song pleasing my ears…..But why suddenly? I can now realize that it’s my ring tone and I have got a call……Talk to u guys later in my next post……
Disclaimer: All that i have mentioned above are pure facts. Any irritations/upsets caused are purely dedicated to our friend Balaji who encouraged me to write this Blog.
ITLects guys, (This is our company name....but the company is yet to be started.... ;))
This is just for fun, please don't take things seriously.
Many readers feel that I have given more marks than Dasa deserves in my previous posts…..While some readers think I am downscaling the efforts and praise needed for this film. But one thing that readers forget is all that I have written till now is only a recap of what I heard as feedback from the actual film viewers…..I am still a centrist…..(But there will be one writer’s post where I come out with my feelings on this film…Watch out guys ).
So was the later comment given by vivek and the latter by Guru????......Don’t pull words from my mouth readers….this time I am sure I am not going to let out the secrets ….Oh so no one knows about Guru bhai right????.....u r right its abhishek bachan…..ha ha…..A smart guy with lots of dreams and aspirations, who has finally landed in US for pursuing his Masters…...Passionate about singing, (records his own songs…..master pieces believe me), speed racer’s co-driver (mind u, he is really close to Aravindh)….But this guy is a real speed racer……He can burn out the engines of a Hero Honda Splendour in no time……so that’s all about gunda……Oops I uttered his nick name out….did I????.... (Guru sorry da back space is not working suddenly). Friendly and compassionate Guru has his own world where he is the emperor…..One guy who always feels that he is left out….. (Right from the day where he used to feel that he is the only Non-IT ITLects Member, he graduated in Computer science whereas other heroes of ITLects where from Information Tech dept.)….But his dreams of doing MS has finally come true…..(By the by there is always a race between Guru bhai and our Speed racer on who touches 100 first…but on what????....ask them your self readers )Oops so much about Guru Bhai…..????.....alrite, so lets have a separate post later for him.
So what’s up with this title????....”The Chase…?”….Yes, it tells what’s next after the film’s interval…..So all start running????....oops I am talking about what’s happening in the film dudes, not in the theatres….. But nevertheless to say, the film is really interesting. Once Kamal joins Asin, and RAW Officer joins his PA, the film really heats up the atmosphere….So how Kamal saves Chennai from the deadly virus and how Asin gets Kamal fills the rest…..
So film done????....come on man….its Ravi Kumar’s film and he is yet to dance…..So a good song comes into picture when all VIPs including George Bush are present in Chennai. Might be it’s a part of the welcome ceremony for them. What ever……it’s the other good song that we made Aravindh listen before entering the theatre.
Alrite, an excellent film gets over at last. Am I right? “Machan polama….”was the call from Balaji as Aravindh and Renga stood there watching the closing scenes of the film….. (What was so interesting that help them back?) Yes as always it was the “behind the scenes” making of Dasa ….. Ouch this was the moan as we stood up to walk back….what was that????......oh come on guys, don’t think anything about the film now…..be positive….this time it’s because of the Mayajaal chairs…..probably had we bought our tickets at the neck of the moment, we would have got better cushion chairs
Sleepy ITLects crawled back to the Bike stand where both our bikes were standing alone….”Machan eppadi da Ivan 40 la ye poran…..enaku porumaye illa da….” These were the words of praise from my team driver Balaji as I sat on the bike….
So film over ….what next????....” Machan oru coffee kuducha nalla irurkum da”…..As my sleepy ears sensed these group of words hanging around us; I immediately woke up…”dai did we not see a coffee day on our way to Mayajaal????”…….Vroom…as our speed racer started his bike, we have already decided our next plan……Renganathan, find the coffee day on our way (Cause he was the only fully awake ITLects member)….Let’s Gooooooooooooooo…………… (Just to remind the readers, it’s now 4 in the morning as the ITLects team march towards coffee day……)
“Café Coffee day”….read the hoarding as we neared coffee day along with our confident driller Balaji who said Coffee day he saw was a 24X7 one……..
”Vaanam Vasa padume…..”….Suddenly I hear this song pleasing my ears…..But why suddenly? I can now realize that it’s my ring tone and I have got a call……Talk to u guys later in my next post……
Disclaimer: All that i have mentioned above are pure facts. Any irritations/upsets caused are purely dedicated to our friend Balaji who encouraged me to write this Blog.
ITLects guys, (This is our company name....but the company is yet to be started.... ;))
This is just for fun, please don't take things seriously.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The Actual Dasa….
And now as the film has already started lets see a small review of it from what ever i have collected from the viewers....
Dasa.....that’s how it’s called.......But does it really show cast the ability of 10 times kamal’s capability????.....A big no is the answer on a straight shot....But its really not possible for any human being with all six senses intact to perform 10 times his own capability....Can a singer sing 10 times louder than he does normally????.....Can a dancer dance 10 times as fast he does normally????....Again a big no for all these questions....So am i coming to conclude that Dasa has its full quota of praise from all since its not practical for Kamal to perform equally on all 10 roles????.....I don't really know...so lets put aside this for a moment until all watch this film and then get back to this blog.
"Wow, the 2 crores scene was stunning.....".....This is a comment that I heard from a guy standing with me in the so called rest room.....So called????....yes Mayajaal could not match Sathyam in this aspect…..Again only this aspect????.....sorry again it could not match Sathyam in any of the aspects but for one….which one????...the fact that both screen Dasa ….Hey mind u Mr. Writer, this is a review of Dasa and now a review of Mayajaal…..ok getting back to Dasa……for heaven sake at least in this post let me not drag too many things in except Dasa….
So what’s all about this 2 crores scene????....for all those who did not watch the film, it’s a bird’s eye shot of Chennai….The camera man has really done an excellent job in covering Chennai fully and portraying it as a classy foreign nation….oh cool…..job fully done. is it?. Are u trying to ask me if that’s worth 2 crores? Oh don’t do that to me…cause I cannot take that myself…..probably down the lane in this blog we might find answers for these lighter expenses…..(2 crores is lighter compared to the full film budget of 160 crores mind u ).
So what’s next????....Hi everybody welcome to 12th century…..what a direction isn’t it?????....Hey by the by I am praising it ok…don’t take it in the wrong sense….so some chola king is now in the form of napoleon…oh or should I make that statement vice versa????....He is one among other characters who fits perfectly for this role….Oops again I did not mentioned the 10 characters in this comparison….I meant the whole set of characters in this film even including a security guy Napoleon has really done his job to perfection supporting Kamal in this shot. Though a small one, it’s a job well done.
Don’t sleep Balaji….this is what I had to tell to him to constantly make him see the full film…..in another few minutes, Rengaraja Perumal and Kamal will be thrown into the sea…..Kamal acts great in this scene….this is real acting as if he is an ardent believer of god….But what does he actually try to communicate to his fans here?. Is there some relation ship or meaning in this part being a part of this low budget film????....
To viewers its pretty much clear that Kamal has done his level best to bring out his atheist feelings out very well under the covers of so called “Great Acting”…..but this is not my opinion but viewers opinion……I am still a centrist with respect to Dasa….Think that’s very clear till now in this blog .
So Kamal’s magic statement “Kadavul Rengarajana kapathala”…..clearly shows how capable he is….what does that prove? But for this, Kamal has once again proved himself by excellently reciting slokas and mantras to perfection…. Is he preaching something to his fans at the cost of Aascar Ravi????....oh my goodness for all those who don’t know, Aascar ravichandran is the producer (now rich after distribution of this film ) who has been a strong supporter (financial supporter)……ok lets see what’s remaining for eating up another 158 Crores….(2 already gone under sea). …..though not new for Kamal, acting has been excellent throughout the movie. A pain has turned everything into gain for Aascar and K.S.Ravikumar.
Again back to Chennai and this time u will be taken to 21st century where Kamal is now a great scientist….(Don’t ask me now what’s the purpose of the 12th century scene…..For sure Director will know) This time its extraordinarily portrayed normal scenario of an action hero saving something from the hands of extremely dangerous, ordinarily portrayed villains. So who comes to rescue? No wild guesses please…no ordinary guesses required too…..It’s very obvious that it must be Kamal….But why????....cause remaining 8 roles of his have to eat up 2 more hours from now on…. One excellent character in these 10 roles (again this is Audience’s view not mine ) is this savior character, who is a RAW officer…..who is admiringly funny, mimicking Balaiya (old Tamil comedian) and looking extremely hilarious…..Oops but is there a question in your mind as to whether RAW recruits such people????? Erase this question…its irrelevant totally for the fact that it cannot be answered by anyone except me, the writer….. But one this is for sure. Kamal has taken his acting to new heights…..The way he speaks “Enna ya idhu…..Terrorist Gang a nee?” is absolutely fascinating.
Ok so how many more to go????....hold on for a sec…I am confused…..are you too? Actually by this time u must have seen all the 10 and you would have actually….so what does this above confusing statement mean? Ah….good writer’s touch isn’t it????......the point is, make up for the other Kamal roles are so perfect that its too tough for us to find if its Kamal or not….. Hey come on readers, don’t take everything in the wrong sense…..I am trying so hard to make you people understand that this film is too good. Cause I am an ardent fan of Kamal’s acting and his dialogue deliveries….
Pluses for Dasa?
Does Kamal look like a man in his 50s…..answer is No.
Does Kamal act?. Nope he lives in all 10 characters,
Does Kamal sing in this film…Yup, he has proved him self again.
Etc.
Minuses for Dasa?.
Weight age for all 10 roles not equal…but that’s tough again to decide if its ok or not.
2 songs “Kallai mattum Kandal” and “Ulaga nayagane” some how win more points and somehow tally the rest and hence net score is????....
Does the film have a strongly portrayed Villain character?
But the fact is the hard work of Kamal and the make up man has really paid off very well in all the characters. Purely no doubt in that. Story might not be so strongly supporting that, that being a different question, Ravi kumar has done a great job too by trying his level best to cover up all 10 characters into the story within a short span of 3 hours….Oops by the by do u now think that 3 hours is a long one…..but its worth sitting….For one simple reason that u have paid 200 bucks boss so make max out of it….. Just kidding……its really worth seeing cause Kamal has really done an excellent job.
Ahhhh alas the interval has now come, ITLects is now in full heels…..hey again don’t mistake we are not running to save ourselves, its because we have to stand first in the queue for the free snacks….remember this is what Renga was dreaming off before he entered into the theatre…. Oops onw small doubt, so rengarajan nambiar is now in his 11th role as Renga in ITLects ????....ha ha…..chillax renga….
Lets get back after interval in our next post….hail ITLects
Dasa.....that’s how it’s called.......But does it really show cast the ability of 10 times kamal’s capability????.....A big no is the answer on a straight shot....But its really not possible for any human being with all six senses intact to perform 10 times his own capability....Can a singer sing 10 times louder than he does normally????.....Can a dancer dance 10 times as fast he does normally????....Again a big no for all these questions....So am i coming to conclude that Dasa has its full quota of praise from all since its not practical for Kamal to perform equally on all 10 roles????.....I don't really know...so lets put aside this for a moment until all watch this film and then get back to this blog.
"Wow, the 2 crores scene was stunning.....".....This is a comment that I heard from a guy standing with me in the so called rest room.....So called????....yes Mayajaal could not match Sathyam in this aspect…..Again only this aspect????.....sorry again it could not match Sathyam in any of the aspects but for one….which one????...the fact that both screen Dasa ….Hey mind u Mr. Writer, this is a review of Dasa and now a review of Mayajaal…..ok getting back to Dasa……for heaven sake at least in this post let me not drag too many things in except Dasa….
So what’s all about this 2 crores scene????....for all those who did not watch the film, it’s a bird’s eye shot of Chennai….The camera man has really done an excellent job in covering Chennai fully and portraying it as a classy foreign nation….oh cool…..job fully done. is it?. Are u trying to ask me if that’s worth 2 crores? Oh don’t do that to me…cause I cannot take that myself…..probably down the lane in this blog we might find answers for these lighter expenses…..(2 crores is lighter compared to the full film budget of 160 crores mind u ).
So what’s next????....Hi everybody welcome to 12th century…..what a direction isn’t it?????....Hey by the by I am praising it ok…don’t take it in the wrong sense….so some chola king is now in the form of napoleon…oh or should I make that statement vice versa????....He is one among other characters who fits perfectly for this role….Oops again I did not mentioned the 10 characters in this comparison….I meant the whole set of characters in this film even including a security guy Napoleon has really done his job to perfection supporting Kamal in this shot. Though a small one, it’s a job well done.
Don’t sleep Balaji….this is what I had to tell to him to constantly make him see the full film…..in another few minutes, Rengaraja Perumal and Kamal will be thrown into the sea…..Kamal acts great in this scene….this is real acting as if he is an ardent believer of god….But what does he actually try to communicate to his fans here?. Is there some relation ship or meaning in this part being a part of this low budget film????....
To viewers its pretty much clear that Kamal has done his level best to bring out his atheist feelings out very well under the covers of so called “Great Acting”…..but this is not my opinion but viewers opinion……I am still a centrist with respect to Dasa….Think that’s very clear till now in this blog .
So Kamal’s magic statement “Kadavul Rengarajana kapathala”…..clearly shows how capable he is….what does that prove? But for this, Kamal has once again proved himself by excellently reciting slokas and mantras to perfection…. Is he preaching something to his fans at the cost of Aascar Ravi????....oh my goodness for all those who don’t know, Aascar ravichandran is the producer (now rich after distribution of this film ) who has been a strong supporter (financial supporter)……ok lets see what’s remaining for eating up another 158 Crores….(2 already gone under sea). …..though not new for Kamal, acting has been excellent throughout the movie. A pain has turned everything into gain for Aascar and K.S.Ravikumar.
Again back to Chennai and this time u will be taken to 21st century where Kamal is now a great scientist….(Don’t ask me now what’s the purpose of the 12th century scene…..For sure Director will know) This time its extraordinarily portrayed normal scenario of an action hero saving something from the hands of extremely dangerous, ordinarily portrayed villains. So who comes to rescue? No wild guesses please…no ordinary guesses required too…..It’s very obvious that it must be Kamal….But why????....cause remaining 8 roles of his have to eat up 2 more hours from now on…. One excellent character in these 10 roles (again this is Audience’s view not mine ) is this savior character, who is a RAW officer…..who is admiringly funny, mimicking Balaiya (old Tamil comedian) and looking extremely hilarious…..Oops but is there a question in your mind as to whether RAW recruits such people????? Erase this question…its irrelevant totally for the fact that it cannot be answered by anyone except me, the writer….. But one this is for sure. Kamal has taken his acting to new heights…..The way he speaks “Enna ya idhu…..Terrorist Gang a nee?” is absolutely fascinating.
Ok so how many more to go????....hold on for a sec…I am confused…..are you too? Actually by this time u must have seen all the 10 and you would have actually….so what does this above confusing statement mean? Ah….good writer’s touch isn’t it????......the point is, make up for the other Kamal roles are so perfect that its too tough for us to find if its Kamal or not….. Hey come on readers, don’t take everything in the wrong sense…..I am trying so hard to make you people understand that this film is too good. Cause I am an ardent fan of Kamal’s acting and his dialogue deliveries….
Pluses for Dasa?
Does Kamal look like a man in his 50s…..answer is No.
Does Kamal act?. Nope he lives in all 10 characters,
Does Kamal sing in this film…Yup, he has proved him self again.
Etc.
Minuses for Dasa?.
Weight age for all 10 roles not equal…but that’s tough again to decide if its ok or not.
2 songs “Kallai mattum Kandal” and “Ulaga nayagane” some how win more points and somehow tally the rest and hence net score is????....
Does the film have a strongly portrayed Villain character?
But the fact is the hard work of Kamal and the make up man has really paid off very well in all the characters. Purely no doubt in that. Story might not be so strongly supporting that, that being a different question, Ravi kumar has done a great job too by trying his level best to cover up all 10 characters into the story within a short span of 3 hours….Oops by the by do u now think that 3 hours is a long one…..but its worth sitting….For one simple reason that u have paid 200 bucks boss so make max out of it….. Just kidding……its really worth seeing cause Kamal has really done an excellent job.
Ahhhh alas the interval has now come, ITLects is now in full heels…..hey again don’t mistake we are not running to save ourselves, its because we have to stand first in the queue for the free snacks….remember this is what Renga was dreaming off before he entered into the theatre…. Oops onw small doubt, so rengarajan nambiar is now in his 11th role as Renga in ITLects ????....ha ha…..chillax renga….
Lets get back after interval in our next post….hail ITLects
Just after Lunch…….
This title is confusing…is it????...no issues…it has no relation with this blog….except the fact that I have just finished my lunch when I started writing this part of my blog J
Avatharam begins….
“Machan padam wait a irruku da….whassay?.”…..This is not the voice of a single person, but the roar from the whole theatre…..Don’t u think this kindles our eagerness by tons????....it did…..”Ah…..Kamal looks great da….”….this time it was me who said this….but did I see the film now?. I am just standing out side the screen 1….but we could get glimpses of the film when ever some one opened and closed the door for official purposes….But what the damn could that official reason be….We could not think of anything now except Dasavatharam.
“Lets go near that corridor da…its too much to keep waiting here….”….So this proves how frustrated Aravindh was……For some reason our gang always listens to what ever he says…(But this statement is valid only at times ha ha)….So its now 12….”Dai. our dream of seeing the first day show is shattered da….cause its already next day morning”…..So this idiotic meaningful statement was made by????......no guesses obviously it must be one of the MBA aspiring fools….ha ha should I say fools????.... (No commentsJ)…Yes this time it was Balaji…..but why is it Balaji???? Cause is it because the statement was idiotic or because the statement was meaningful?..... J
But one genius consoled him saying “machan….still according to the theatre owners, its first day show for him…so no worries…my goodness….the guesses of all readers of this blog are right…the genius is of course myself J Again no offense on any one…Fact is still a fact so stay cool…..
Ok again deviation to the core….back to Mayajaal….”Machi what snacks will they offer, shall we ask?.”…..I really forgot who made this appetizing statement…..but for purpose, lets assume its renga?. But why Renga?. For one simple reason that he is the left out silent guy in this blog as of now J Again the saviour, the Genius Hemanth had to calm down Renga saying “Machi, edhavadhu nalla tharuvangada…”….Oops are there any non-tamil parsing readers for this blog…am too sorry….cannot avoid these statements cause they r costly…..:)
Clock this time exactly struck at 12……So the most awaited door opened as we entered into the “Chamber of Secrets” as if we were released from the prison of Azkaban….oops am I not really entertaining the potters who are reading the blog….Don’t mention Vivek……ah so is it the right time to introduce Vivek to the readers?......i think so…..vivek is one more genius who was a close friend of ITLects (Guys don’t ask what’s this…read my previous blog clearlyJ)….He works in an It Firm in Hyderabad where he earns a lumpsum….and this time its practical lump sum and not my IT based Lump sum as mentioned in the previous blog J……A deadly potter fan and a lively It Professional….oops am I really becoming a big writer???? J oh can some one drag me back to Mayajaal now????....
“Machan the songs are really good….aren’t they????”…As we said this (Myself and Balaji), we realized that our team speed racer Aravindh has not listened even a single song from this film….As always my handy Walkman Phone w500i came to his rescue (Thanks to Hyderabad gang Bharath….he only suggested me for this phone….oops don’t ask me for an another intro….time is runningJ)….As my phone sang the notes of “Kallai mattum kandal” song….the door opened and crowd started rushing into the theatre…..
So alas we are inside the theatre with great enthu…..the theatre is fully black with patches of white and yellow everywhere……As we settled down we realized that whites are waste papers and yellows are pop corns….ok so good way of describing a big mess…..no other option cause we are to be seated amidst this….I suddenly felt that something is sleeping at Balaji’s house….”Macha…whistle enga da????...”….as I questioned Balaji…..our official screwer this time forgot whistle….(This is not the first time he is forgetting itJ)So this dramatic,energetic,pathetic gang of 4 has no one who can whistle for ourselves….……Good so should we lose hope???....common we are not trained that way in our companies….we need to take any hit on us J.”machan ellarum sounda kathunga da….”….As I uttered this comment….we all shouted…but who all?????(Myself and Balaji J)as always nalla pasanga Aravindh and Renga kept silent…..as if Kamal will not come now if they shout….This is not the first time this happens….Everytime nanum Balaji mattum get caught for these things….(Tanglish coming now….don’t ask me why…its too tough to write when u have just finished ur lunch….Trust me)
“Sir….u got to gimme another 100 for this seat”…….This whisper was for some one but we heard that very clearly….(So is it a Whisper?.)….So now we have no other option that realizing that extra seats are being put for making maximum money out of Davatharam……Oops….now did I remember that we are yet to talk about the main film….
And the much waited screen at last got lit……Whistles all around, roars from ITLects (obviously only myself and Balaji) but all only for a saravana stores advertisement….. J…..”Aascar productions perumayudan vazhangum………”Dasavatharam”....We could not really believe our eyes…..All pain and effort that we put was to watch and hear this line in a theatre…..As we stood spell bound, there came our Ulaganayagan Kamal…….Oops its time for a small bye as we go ahead with the film on the next blog….
“Dai adikadhinga da…..definitely next blog we will get into the film”….
Disclaimer: All that i have mentioned above are pure facts. Any irritations/upsets caused are purely dedicated to our friend Balaji who encouraged me to write this Blog.
ITLects guys, (This is our company name....but the company is yet to be started....;))
This is just for fun, please don't take things seriously.
Avatharam begins….
“Machan padam wait a irruku da….whassay?.”…..This is not the voice of a single person, but the roar from the whole theatre…..Don’t u think this kindles our eagerness by tons????....it did…..”Ah…..Kamal looks great da….”….this time it was me who said this….but did I see the film now?. I am just standing out side the screen 1….but we could get glimpses of the film when ever some one opened and closed the door for official purposes….But what the damn could that official reason be….We could not think of anything now except Dasavatharam.
“Lets go near that corridor da…its too much to keep waiting here….”….So this proves how frustrated Aravindh was……For some reason our gang always listens to what ever he says…(But this statement is valid only at times ha ha)….So its now 12….”Dai. our dream of seeing the first day show is shattered da….cause its already next day morning”…..So this idiotic meaningful statement was made by????......no guesses obviously it must be one of the MBA aspiring fools….ha ha should I say fools????.... (No commentsJ)…Yes this time it was Balaji…..but why is it Balaji???? Cause is it because the statement was idiotic or because the statement was meaningful?..... J
But one genius consoled him saying “machan….still according to the theatre owners, its first day show for him…so no worries…my goodness….the guesses of all readers of this blog are right…the genius is of course myself J Again no offense on any one…Fact is still a fact so stay cool…..
Ok again deviation to the core….back to Mayajaal….”Machi what snacks will they offer, shall we ask?.”…..I really forgot who made this appetizing statement…..but for purpose, lets assume its renga?. But why Renga?. For one simple reason that he is the left out silent guy in this blog as of now J Again the saviour, the Genius Hemanth had to calm down Renga saying “Machi, edhavadhu nalla tharuvangada…”….Oops are there any non-tamil parsing readers for this blog…am too sorry….cannot avoid these statements cause they r costly…..:)
Clock this time exactly struck at 12……So the most awaited door opened as we entered into the “Chamber of Secrets” as if we were released from the prison of Azkaban….oops am I not really entertaining the potters who are reading the blog….Don’t mention Vivek……ah so is it the right time to introduce Vivek to the readers?......i think so…..vivek is one more genius who was a close friend of ITLects (Guys don’t ask what’s this…read my previous blog clearlyJ)….He works in an It Firm in Hyderabad where he earns a lumpsum….and this time its practical lump sum and not my IT based Lump sum as mentioned in the previous blog J……A deadly potter fan and a lively It Professional….oops am I really becoming a big writer???? J oh can some one drag me back to Mayajaal now????....
“Machan the songs are really good….aren’t they????”…As we said this (Myself and Balaji), we realized that our team speed racer Aravindh has not listened even a single song from this film….As always my handy Walkman Phone w500i came to his rescue (Thanks to Hyderabad gang Bharath….he only suggested me for this phone….oops don’t ask me for an another intro….time is runningJ)….As my phone sang the notes of “Kallai mattum kandal” song….the door opened and crowd started rushing into the theatre…..
So alas we are inside the theatre with great enthu…..the theatre is fully black with patches of white and yellow everywhere……As we settled down we realized that whites are waste papers and yellows are pop corns….ok so good way of describing a big mess…..no other option cause we are to be seated amidst this….I suddenly felt that something is sleeping at Balaji’s house….”Macha…whistle enga da????...”….as I questioned Balaji…..our official screwer this time forgot whistle….(This is not the first time he is forgetting itJ)So this dramatic,energetic,pathetic gang of 4 has no one who can whistle for ourselves….……Good so should we lose hope???....common we are not trained that way in our companies….we need to take any hit on us J.”machan ellarum sounda kathunga da….”….As I uttered this comment….we all shouted…but who all?????(Myself and Balaji J)as always nalla pasanga Aravindh and Renga kept silent…..as if Kamal will not come now if they shout….This is not the first time this happens….Everytime nanum Balaji mattum get caught for these things….(Tanglish coming now….don’t ask me why…its too tough to write when u have just finished ur lunch….Trust me)
“Sir….u got to gimme another 100 for this seat”…….This whisper was for some one but we heard that very clearly….(So is it a Whisper?.)….So now we have no other option that realizing that extra seats are being put for making maximum money out of Davatharam……Oops….now did I remember that we are yet to talk about the main film….
And the much waited screen at last got lit……Whistles all around, roars from ITLects (obviously only myself and Balaji) but all only for a saravana stores advertisement….. J…..”Aascar productions perumayudan vazhangum………”Dasavatharam”....We could not really believe our eyes…..All pain and effort that we put was to watch and hear this line in a theatre…..As we stood spell bound, there came our Ulaganayagan Kamal…….Oops its time for a small bye as we go ahead with the film on the next blog….
“Dai adikadhinga da…..definitely next blog we will get into the film”….
Disclaimer: All that i have mentioned above are pure facts. Any irritations/upsets caused are purely dedicated to our friend Balaji who encouraged me to write this Blog.
ITLects guys, (This is our company name....but the company is yet to be started....;))
This is just for fun, please don't take things seriously.
Monday, June 16, 2008
Chase of a Quadra for a Dasa
"Have u started machi????....."This is how i shouted at Aravind as the clock struck 10.
Oh by the by, i have to introduce you to my friends before i can proceed any further. Aravindh,Balaji,Renganathan,Vignesh and Myself (Hemanth) are 5 idiots who studied in the same college for 4 years sitting in the same bench. Ate together, slept together, studied together,played together etc etc....Oh no....Control + Z....Cause, the above statement has to be deleted cause we did not do those ;). Myself and Aravindh were close to each other as we studied together right from our first semester in our college. For all univ exams we prepared together even before the doom's day (thats how we call our examination day ;) ). Balaji and Renga are close to each other as they had complementing mindsets, right from their thought that combined studies won't help till their aim to pursue their MBA. and vignesh was little close to the rest, ha ha but don't ask who i call as rest.....No one....cause he is the left alone guy. but wait can i tell it that way?. i cannot for sure....he recently proved that he is not left alone by marrying himself to a gal.....ha ha again the worst way one can portray his friend's marriage....sorries to Vicky....oops....My mobile operator is charging me too much as i am having Aravindh in my call and have now really crossed the boundaries toooooooo much out of context......
Back to square one, Aravindh is quiet confident, that its enough to start by 10:45 to reach Mayajaal which very near to Sholinganalur but the problem is, Sholinganalur is very far from our place. After much of struggle managed to pack up Aravindh from his place by 9:45.....But as always, Calm Aravindh screwed innocent Renga(mind u, he is not that innocent) by asking him to come to our pick up point (Sangeetha bhavan Koyambedu)rather than picking him directly from his house.
Ahhhh....now ball in my court, i have to keep up my words by reaching our meeting point(sangeetha bavan) at least before the walkmanthon guy (Renga) reaches there. Go speed racer Go. This is the theme music behind screens when i drive my bike.....As always i reached our meeting point well ahead of time before the other lazy bums reached there (Balaji et al., please kindly bare with me for lying, for Heaven Sake, this is my blog and i cannot screw myself.).
After a very long wait of 5 minutes, Aravindh and Renga reached the spot. Come on man, don't think that way, waiting for viewing Dasa makes your time costly. so 5 minutes is equal to sitting in college for 4 years right now :). On the way i had to waste some more time in the Indian Oil petrol station where the Credit Card Swipe machi never works. Spending the hot cash that i had on hand (200Rs is a lump sum amount if u r working in an Indian IT company dear), I finally reached Balaji's house.
But u know what????....Balaji has his own way of screwing things by not having cash for himself and petrol for his bike. So once again wasted some more time which has by now become a routine in our tonight's adventure.
After a big struggle we reached Madhya Kailash (Did u think that we reached Mayajaal when i said "we reached at last"), might be thats a misnomer. From Madhya kailash Renga was too courteous to accept the fact that he did not know the route by telling Aravindh "Machan if u don't know the route please ask Balaji/Hemanth now itself ;)".
Go speed racer Go again, but this time its not me, but Aravindh....our machan shot up to great speeds of 40KMPH which made me and Balaji strongly believe that we are going to continue our trend of seeing the film by missing the first 20 minutes. (Nerverthless to say, Myself and Balaji have now a days started watching more films with our office colleagues but always go late to the show).
After a long race between me and Balaji, (mind u we both are in the same bike, ha ha cause Aravindh is no where in the race as of now ), we reached the toll gate. Now its time to search for the theater. You are right, its in Chennai, but where the hell from the toll gate????......so Balaji started searching for Aravindh while i started recollecting the route to Mayajaal....Luckily or to our surprise, i was the only guy who has ever visited Mayajaal in our crew of 4 who have lived in Chennai for a short period of a decade or even more.
Ah there came the most awaited pulsar without Renga and Aravindh cause it was not them but some stranger riding a pulsar.....We have lost patience and have reached a stage where we have decided to ask a cyclist passing that way if he had seen a blue pulsar walking along the toll gate lane...."Machan where r u guys da????...."this is how i fired renga in his cell this time.... (For some reason, this is the punch dialogue that i am uttering every now and then just to get a response that, "Nearing the place machi".....where as in reality they will be speeding towards the signal which is already in red)
Alas, we somehow reached Mayajaal....Sparkling faces entered the gates of Mayajaal....but to our dismay we just had 10 more minutes for not missing the first scene.....We were actually praying that nothing else stops us now from seeing the first 2 minutes of the movie for which we have spent 100 Rs till now (Oscar Ravi might have spent 2 crores for that, thats an unwanted statement irrelevant to the current situation, right???? )....
As we marched towards the ticket counter, (or ran should i say?.), (This time we excludes Speed Racer Aravindh who is busy talking to someone too interesting at midnight).
The big queue in front of the all alone single counter for the whole big multiplex made us angry......As always we are too brave within ourselves but not to the outside world...very silently and politely we asked the guy sitting in the counter for our tickets and snacks coupons.....but just before us stood a big idiot (really a bigger one compared to us in terms of idioticity)......he has booked 2 tickets but the idiot box in front of this idiot is not reflecting that it seems....ahhhhh shit...our luck has been struck this time too...its already 5 minutes since the film has started......clock did not strike 11:35 cause clocks strike only at full hours but we were about to strike the guy in the counter before which he threw 4 tickets to us.....we ran as fast as we could to just get ourselves caught at the entrance of the multiplex.....the 4 tickets that the idiot there threw were snacks coupons and not movie tickets....before we could start our fight again, the security let us in......
and now its 10 minutes since the film started......but this time the film is running inside our great minds but not the theater cause the screening of the 11:30 show is postponed to 12:00......so what next?. we need rest....don't we....but we actually needed rest rooms.....our team lead racer Aravindh was too happy that we did not miss the show....
So the actual blog about the dasa film is yet to start.......since the film screening is delayed, let me postpone the blog for that by at least a day.....
Disclaimer: All that i have mentioned above are pure facts. Any irritations/upsets caused are purely dedicated to our friend Balaji who encouraged me to write this Blog.
ITLects guys, (This is our company name....but the company is yet to be started....;))
This is just for fun, please don't take things seriously.
Oh by the by, i have to introduce you to my friends before i can proceed any further. Aravindh,Balaji,Renganathan,Vignesh and Myself (Hemanth) are 5 idiots who studied in the same college for 4 years sitting in the same bench. Ate together, slept together, studied together,played together etc etc....Oh no....Control + Z....Cause, the above statement has to be deleted cause we did not do those ;). Myself and Aravindh were close to each other as we studied together right from our first semester in our college. For all univ exams we prepared together even before the doom's day (thats how we call our examination day ;) ). Balaji and Renga are close to each other as they had complementing mindsets, right from their thought that combined studies won't help till their aim to pursue their MBA. and vignesh was little close to the rest, ha ha but don't ask who i call as rest.....No one....cause he is the left alone guy. but wait can i tell it that way?. i cannot for sure....he recently proved that he is not left alone by marrying himself to a gal.....ha ha again the worst way one can portray his friend's marriage....sorries to Vicky....oops....My mobile operator is charging me too much as i am having Aravindh in my call and have now really crossed the boundaries toooooooo much out of context......
Back to square one, Aravindh is quiet confident, that its enough to start by 10:45 to reach Mayajaal which very near to Sholinganalur but the problem is, Sholinganalur is very far from our place. After much of struggle managed to pack up Aravindh from his place by 9:45.....But as always, Calm Aravindh screwed innocent Renga(mind u, he is not that innocent) by asking him to come to our pick up point (Sangeetha bhavan Koyambedu)rather than picking him directly from his house.
Ahhhh....now ball in my court, i have to keep up my words by reaching our meeting point(sangeetha bavan) at least before the walkmanthon guy (Renga) reaches there. Go speed racer Go. This is the theme music behind screens when i drive my bike.....As always i reached our meeting point well ahead of time before the other lazy bums reached there (Balaji et al., please kindly bare with me for lying, for Heaven Sake, this is my blog and i cannot screw myself.).
After a very long wait of 5 minutes, Aravindh and Renga reached the spot. Come on man, don't think that way, waiting for viewing Dasa makes your time costly. so 5 minutes is equal to sitting in college for 4 years right now :). On the way i had to waste some more time in the Indian Oil petrol station where the Credit Card Swipe machi never works. Spending the hot cash that i had on hand (200Rs is a lump sum amount if u r working in an Indian IT company dear), I finally reached Balaji's house.
But u know what????....Balaji has his own way of screwing things by not having cash for himself and petrol for his bike. So once again wasted some more time which has by now become a routine in our tonight's adventure.
After a big struggle we reached Madhya Kailash (Did u think that we reached Mayajaal when i said "we reached at last"), might be thats a misnomer. From Madhya kailash Renga was too courteous to accept the fact that he did not know the route by telling Aravindh "Machan if u don't know the route please ask Balaji/Hemanth now itself ;)".
Go speed racer Go again, but this time its not me, but Aravindh....our machan shot up to great speeds of 40KMPH which made me and Balaji strongly believe that we are going to continue our trend of seeing the film by missing the first 20 minutes. (Nerverthless to say, Myself and Balaji have now a days started watching more films with our office colleagues but always go late to the show).
After a long race between me and Balaji, (mind u we both are in the same bike, ha ha cause Aravindh is no where in the race as of now ), we reached the toll gate. Now its time to search for the theater. You are right, its in Chennai, but where the hell from the toll gate????......so Balaji started searching for Aravindh while i started recollecting the route to Mayajaal....Luckily or to our surprise, i was the only guy who has ever visited Mayajaal in our crew of 4 who have lived in Chennai for a short period of a decade or even more.
Ah there came the most awaited pulsar without Renga and Aravindh cause it was not them but some stranger riding a pulsar.....We have lost patience and have reached a stage where we have decided to ask a cyclist passing that way if he had seen a blue pulsar walking along the toll gate lane...."Machan where r u guys da????...."this is how i fired renga in his cell this time.... (For some reason, this is the punch dialogue that i am uttering every now and then just to get a response that, "Nearing the place machi".....where as in reality they will be speeding towards the signal which is already in red)
Alas, we somehow reached Mayajaal....Sparkling faces entered the gates of Mayajaal....but to our dismay we just had 10 more minutes for not missing the first scene.....We were actually praying that nothing else stops us now from seeing the first 2 minutes of the movie for which we have spent 100 Rs till now (Oscar Ravi might have spent 2 crores for that, thats an unwanted statement irrelevant to the current situation, right???? )....
As we marched towards the ticket counter, (or ran should i say?.), (This time we excludes Speed Racer Aravindh who is busy talking to someone too interesting at midnight).
The big queue in front of the all alone single counter for the whole big multiplex made us angry......As always we are too brave within ourselves but not to the outside world...very silently and politely we asked the guy sitting in the counter for our tickets and snacks coupons.....but just before us stood a big idiot (really a bigger one compared to us in terms of idioticity)......he has booked 2 tickets but the idiot box in front of this idiot is not reflecting that it seems....ahhhhh shit...our luck has been struck this time too...its already 5 minutes since the film has started......clock did not strike 11:35 cause clocks strike only at full hours but we were about to strike the guy in the counter before which he threw 4 tickets to us.....we ran as fast as we could to just get ourselves caught at the entrance of the multiplex.....the 4 tickets that the idiot there threw were snacks coupons and not movie tickets....before we could start our fight again, the security let us in......
and now its 10 minutes since the film started......but this time the film is running inside our great minds but not the theater cause the screening of the 11:30 show is postponed to 12:00......so what next?. we need rest....don't we....but we actually needed rest rooms.....our team lead racer Aravindh was too happy that we did not miss the show....
So the actual blog about the dasa film is yet to start.......since the film screening is delayed, let me postpone the blog for that by at least a day.....
Disclaimer: All that i have mentioned above are pure facts. Any irritations/upsets caused are purely dedicated to our friend Balaji who encouraged me to write this Blog.
ITLects guys, (This is our company name....but the company is yet to be started....;))
This is just for fun, please don't take things seriously.
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